caseyanthonyofficial:

Having to explain a joke is like going to prom with your sister

bonsaibones:

I’m in love with this gif. Everything about it. The rain drizzling. The candle flickering. The colors. I love it.
the-stoner-sage:

Shoving good vibes in the face to all those negatives

selfiepolice:

i feel u

or like i want to

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censes:

Too cute
donthatethegeek:

A haiku about Mario Kart

getsby:

listen harry is that weird uncle who sits you down and is like “hey you know you can tell me anything and i won’t rat on you to the ‘rents” and then he reaches around you for an orange and straight up bites it peel and all



"How to kill someone;
Hold their hand and then never touch their skin again,
See them nearly everyday and pretend they don’t exist,
Act like everything you ever said to them was a lie."
nevver:

What time is it?